The Farewell Season. | For The Whole World To See

[Agent]

Oooh, I can see it already ten years from now..

"Tiny, I'ma need you to sign these papers, I want a divorce. "

" What you mean you want a divorce?"

"That's right, I'm leaving you, you don't do enough for me "

" What? I gave you a whole fucking galaxy in your ring!!"

"I want more, Tiny, more! "

Tiny in year 3024, playing his 1100th season with the Suns trying to pay off that alimony

Tiny gonna have to take out a multi-million dollar life insurance policy and fake his death off planet, come back as Juan Sanchez

Then Tiny will have to be like Anakin & go all Vader on the galaxies.. maybe that’s a good segway into starfield. The shogun of the stars.

I had this in mind when I said there was a galaxy in her ring. She can’t go anywhere while I’m still chising with her in the other sports section

[six7]

jza is an elite storyteller. through chise or thread reply

[The JZA]

jza is an elite storyteller. through chise or thread reply

[Agent]

[Agent]

Jimenez Notches A Triple-Double As The Suns Bounce Back With A Win Over The Visiting Nets
Regular Season Game 23: Dec. 4, 2033 - Footprint Center, Phoenix, AZ

Herman Sherrod -C- Edmond Lawson
MJ North -PF- Jonathan Kuminga
Moses Moody -SF- Westley Hunt
Rokas Khabirov -SG- Shaedon Sharpe
Tremell Danley -PG- Tiny Jimenez

@

BKN | 17 | 27 | 33 | 29 | 106
PHX | 26 | 32 | 26 | 29 | 113


Westley Hunt piled 28 points alongside Jimenez's 39 to lead the Suns to the win against the Nets.

Phoenix Suns' Top Performers:

Tiny Jimenez: 39 Points, 10 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 14/21 FG, 1/4 3PT, 10/10 FT
Westley Hunt: 28 Points, 7 Rebounds, 10/17 FG, 4/7 3PT, 4/5 FT
Jonathan Kuminga: 14 Points, 4 Rebounds, 3 Steals, 6/7 FG, 1/2 3PT, 1/1 FT
Clint Dean: 13 Points, 13 Rebounds, 6/14 FG, 1/1 FT

Brooklyn Nets' Top Performers:

Rokas Khabirov: 24 Points, 6 Assists, 9/24 FG, 4/11 3PT, 2/2 FT
Tremell Danley: 22 Points, 5 Assists, 7/19 FG, 6/13 3PT, 2/2 FT
Ronnie Hines: 16 Points, 7/10 FG, 2/5 3PT
Jalen Johnson: 10 Points, 4 Rebounds, 4/9 FG, 2/4 3PT
Herman Sherrod: 6 Points, 10 Rebounds, 2/6 FG, 2/2 FT
MJ North: 5 Points, 13 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 3 Steals, 2/4 FG, 1/1 FT



Suns' Current Record:
20-3

[The JZA]

Tiny about to really be mouthpiece LeBron if he don't pace himself

Loving the trip dub

[Agent]

Player Caps Update:


Name: Hisashi Sakai, #11 (Starter)
Team: Memphis Grizzlies (14-8)
Recent:
11/30 vs. CLE 22 PTS, 9 AST (W)
11/28 @ DAL 24 PTS, 4 REB, 7 AST (W)
11/27 vs. OKC 17 PTS, 6 AST, 4 STL (W)


Name: Jere Augustus, #11 (Starter)
Team: Miami Heat (21-3)
Recent:
12/4 @ SEA 13 PTS, 11 AST (W)
12/2 vs. MIL 25 PTS, 6 AST (W)
11/30 @ ATL 26 PTS, 4 REB, 5 AST (W)


Name: Lyric Houston, #8 (Starter)
Team: Miami Heat (21-3)
Recent:
12/4 @ SEA 13 PTS, 8 REB, 6 AST (W)
12/2 vs. MIL 12 PTS, 8 AST (W)
11/30 @ ATL 23 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST, 3 STL (W)


Name: DJ Porter, #00 (Starter)
Team: Miami Heat (21-3)
Recent:
12/4 @ SEA 24 PTS, 17 REB (W)
12/2 vs. MIL 32 PTS, 8 REB, 6 AST, 4 STL (W)
11/30 @ ATL 22 PTS, 13 REB (W)


Name: Sarunas Sabonis, #11 (Starter)
Team: Charlotte Hornets (5-20)
Recent:
12/3 vs. DET 6 PTS, 4 REB (W)
11/30 vs. TOR 2 PTS, 5 REB (L)
11/28 @ IND 19 PTS, 9 REB, 4 AST (W)


Name: Chasson Cash, #21 (Starter)
Team: Dallas Mavericks (17-7)
Recent:
12/4 @ PHI 26 PTS, 5 REB, 6 AST (L)
12/2 @ NYK 26 PTS, 5 REB, 7 AST (W)
11/30 vs. BKN 28 PTS, 11 REB (W)


Name: Nash Cash, #33 (Starter)
Team: Dallas Mavericks (17-7)
Recent:
12/4 @ PHI 25 PTS, 4 REB, 7 AST (L)
12/2 @ NYK 21 PTS, 9 REB, 8 AST (W)
11/30 vs. BKN 25 PTS, 9 REB, 8 AST (W)


Name: Morgan Sauce, #5 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans (16-8)
Recent:
12/4 vs. MIN 20 PTS, 4 REB, 9 AST (W)
12/2 vs. DET 27 PTS, 5 REB, 8 AST (W)
11/30 vs. SAC 26 PTS, 6 AST (W)


Name: Recks Black, #1 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans (16-8)
Recent:
12/4 vs. MIN 25 PTS, 4 REB, 9 AST, 3 STL (W)
12/2 vs. DET 21 PTS, 10 REB, 9 AST (W)
11/30 vs. SAC 13 PTS, 6 REB, 7 AST, 5 STL (W)


Name: Treysi Royal, #28 (Starter)
Team: Washington Wizards (18-4)
Recent:
12/3 vs. NYK 28 PTS, 8 REB, 6 AST (W)
11/29 vs. IND 29 PTS, 11 REB, 7 AST (W)
11/27 vs. DAL 36 PTS, 4 STL (W)


Name: James Taylor, #5 (Starter)
Team: Washington Wizards (18-4)
Recent:
12/3 vs. NYK 24 PTS, 15 AST, 4 STL (W)
11/29 vs. IND 21 PTS, 5 REB, 16 AST (W)
11/27 vs. DAL 23 PTS, 4 REB, 12 AST (W)

[Agent]

Tiny about to really be mouthpiece LeBron if he don't pace himself

Loving the trip dub

The triple-double that almost wasn't. I grabbed the 10th board on the last possession of the game but I was trying my damnest to grab one more board with like 5 minutes left in the 4th. We've got some stellar rebounders between Lawson & Dean. They're cleaning up the glass & could care less about Tiny's stat padding... Also shoutout to having backups that I can count on in Cole Anthony & Aaron Christmas. This is easily the best team I've ever had in this 13-year pro career & am looking forward to continuing on 2k24 some day.. If this squad doesn't repeat that means the competition is insane during this 2033-2034 season.
Appreciate the reply.

[James]

Got the Wiz Kids back to back near the end of that posted schedule. Glad to see Taylor with 12+ assists in each of those wins.

[chosenone58]

Elite storytelling by JZA as always. That story definitely has legs in the Tiny-verse.

Tiny was just a solo highlight factory out there.

Heat looking like the old Pelicans with that record. But the new Pels look like they're starting to put it together.

Treysi and James got the Wiz kids looking real tough right now. CAPs are showing out.