Gospel of Hal.

[Soapy]

(0-2, 0-0 Sun Belt) (1-1, 0-0 American)
CFB 2026 Regular Season, Week 2 - Protective Stadium, Birgmingham, Alabama

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ULM | 3 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 9
UAB | 3 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 17

‣ UL Monroe Warhawks offense struggled to finish drives and pick up UAB's blitz package.

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Scoring Summary
Quarter 1
Abram Murray, 47 Yd FG (8:46)
Jonah Delange, 25 Yd FG (2:38)

Quarter 2
C.J. Smith 6 Yd pass from Ryder Burton (9:29)
Braden Sullivan, returned fumble 22 Yds (6:45)
Abram Murray, 41 Yd FG (2:39)

Quarter 3
Abram Murray, 35 Yd FG (7:58)

Quarter 4
No scores

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Player Stats
QB Austin Carlisle (Fr): 28-44, 235 Yds, INT, Sacked 7x, 17 Car, 56 Yds, Fumble
QB Ryder Burton (R-Jr): 15-19, 121 Yds, TD, Sacked 2x

HB Bryson Roland (Soph): 6 Car, 34 Yds
HB Donald Chaney (R-Sr): 1 Car, 5 Yds, 11 Rec, 86 Yds
HB Braylon McReynolds (R-Sr): 15 Car, 57 Yds

TE Bryce Anderson (R-Soph): 4 Rec, 47 Yds
WR Marcellus Jackson (Fr): 3 Rec, 26 Yds
WR C.J. Smith (R-Sr): 5 Rec, 34 Yds, TD
WR Jaylen Elder (Soph): 4 Rec, 34 Yds

LB Noah Flemmings (Jr): 10 Tkl
DT James Smith (R-Jr): 5 Tkl, TFL, Sack
S Anta'veon McKenzie (R-Soph): 7 Tkl, INT
EDGE Marlin Dean (R-Sr): 5 Tkl, 5 TFL, 4.5 Sacks, FF

[Soapy]

Week 2 Top Stories
Arch Manning avenges last season's loss to Ohio State, knocks off top ranked Buckeyes
No. 2 Oregon falls to Oklahoma State, Drew Mestermaker
Bryce Underwood limited to 77 yards, two interceptions in blowout loss to Oklahoma
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Around the Sun Belt
Georgia State 35 - Kennesaw State 21
Auburn 56 - Southern Miss 14
South Alabama 24 - Tulane 17
Old Dominion 38 - Virginia Tech 13
Clemson 45 - Georgia Southern 17
East Carolina 27 - Appalachian State 24
Marshall 24 - Middle Tennessee State 20
LSU 41 - Louisiana Tech 23
UAB 17 - UL Monroe 9
USC 24 - Louisiana 3
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Week 3 Sun Belt Schedule
Coastal Carolina (1-1, 0-0) at Delaware (2-1, 1-0)
Georgia Southern (1-1, 0-0) at Jacksonville State (1-2, 0-0)
Charlotte (1-1, 0-0) at App State (1-1, 0-0)
East Carolina (1-1, 0-0) at Old Dominion (2-0, 0-0)
Louisiana Tech (1-1, 0-0) at Baylor (1-1, 0-0)
Troy (1-1, 0-0) at #21 Missouri (2-0, 0-0)
Marshall (1-1, 0-0) at Missouri State (1-2, 0-1)
Arkansas State (1-1, 0-0) at #22 TCU (2-0, 0-0)
UConn (2-0, 0-0) at Southern Miss (1-1, 0-0)
Georgia State (2-0, 0-0) at UCF (1-1, 0-0)
UAB (1-1, 0-0) at Louisiana (1-1, 0-0)
Ohio (1-1, 0-0) at South Alabama (2-0, 0-0)
James Madison (2-0, 0-0) at San Diego State (1-1, 0-0)
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Sun Belt Players of the Week
WR Kendall Harris: W 38-13 at Virginia Tech » 7 Rec, 141 Yds, 2 TD
S Daevon Iles: W 38-13 at Virginia Tech » 10 Tkl, TFL, 2 INT
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Week 3 Notable Games
#9 LSU (2-0, 0-0) at #7 Ole Miss (2-0, 0-0)
#20 Florida (2-0, 0-0) at Auburn (2-0, 0-0)
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National Players of the Week
WR Baron Tipton: L 31-29 vs. UNLV » 16 Rec, 241 Yds, 3 TD
LB Lonnie Walker: W 31-0 vs. Maryland » 4 Tkl, 4 PBU, FF, 2 FR

[Soapy]

(FCS) (1-2, 0-0 Sun Belt)
CFB 2026 Regular Season, Week 3 - JPS Field at Malone Stadium, Monroe, Louisiana

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SELA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0
ULM | 10 | 10 | 7 | 17 | 44

‣ UL Monroe Warhawks bowl over the Southeastern Louisiana Lions in dominant fashion.

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Scoring Summary
Quarter 1
Abram Murray, 21 Yd FG (7:46)
Austin Carlisle, 12 Yd run (3:07)

Quarter 2
Abram Murray, 49 Yd FG (5:54)
Bryce Anderson 58 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (4:13)

Quarter 3
Parker Fulghum 5 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (9:58)

Quarter 4
Donald Chaney 2 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (11:50)
Abram Murray, 27 Yd FG (9:33)
Donald Chaney 3 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (6:10)

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Player Stats
QB Earl Wright (Sr): 6-28, 67 Yds, INT
QB Austin Carlisle (Fr): 40-69, 400 Yds, 4 TD, INT, Sacked 3x, 15 Car, 70 Yds, TD

HB Zay Diego (Fr): 10 Car, 42 Yds
HB Donald Chaney (R-Sr): 8 Car, 28 Yds, 16 Rec, 113 Yds, 2 TD
HB Bryson Roland (Soph): 6 Car, 32 Yds

WR Jayden Kendall (Jr): 2 Rec, 33 Yds
WR J.P. Coulter (Jr): 6 Rec, 40 Yds
TE Bryce Anderson (R-Soph): 5 Rec, 106 Yds, TD

LB Audric Bush (Sr): 19 Tkl, INT
DT Ethan Bailey (Soph): 7 Tkl, 3 TFL, 3 Sacks
S Jabari Tiller (Sr): 3 Tkl, INT

[Captain Canada]

Offense sputtered against UAB there, but it's nice to get a better feel for things in a dominant FCS win.

[Soapy]

Week 3 Top Stories
Ole Miss and LSU go to triple overtime as Rebels outlast Tigers in 53-51 shootout
Demon Deacons score 21 unanswered in the fourth quarter to upset Miami 33-31
Byrum Brown takes down the Gators once more, this time as an Auburn Tiger
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Around the Sun Belt
Delaware 19 - 14 Coastal Carolina
Georgia Southern 45 - 27 Jacksonville State
App State 38 - 17 Charlotte
East Carolina 38 - 17 Old Dominion
Louisiana Tech 27 - 20 Baylor
Missouri 38 - 17 Troy
Marshall 26 - 0 Missouri State
TCU 41 - 36 Arkansas State
UConn 58 - 24 Southern Miss
UCF 48 - 23 Georgia Southern
UAB 34 - 13 Louisiana
South Alabama 20 - 17 Ohio
James Maddison 41 - 21 San Diego State
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Week 4 Sun Belt Schedule
Liberty (2-2, 1-0) at Coastal Carolina (1-2, 0-0)
Southern Mississippi (1-2, 0-0) at Tulane (1-2, 0-0)
Kennesaw State (2-2, 1-0) at Arkansas State (1-2, 0-0)
App State (2-1, 0-0) at NC State (1-2, 0-1)
Northern Illinois (2-1, 0-0) at Georgia State (2-1, 0-0)
Louisiana (1-2, 0-0) at Charlotte (1-2, 0-0)
Florida Atlantic (0-3, 0-1) at UL Monroe (1-2, 0-0)
James Madison (3-0, 0-0) at Old Dominion (2-1, 0-0)
Troy (1-2, 0-0) at Utah State (1-2, 0-0)
Houston (1-2, 0-1) at Georgia Southern (2-1, 0-0)
South Alabama (3-0, 0-0) at Kentucky (1-2, 0-2)
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Sun Belt Players of the Week
HB Donald Chaney: W 44-0 vs. FCS » 8 Car, 28 Yds, 16 Rec, 113 Yds, 2 TD
S Chase Calicut: W 45-27 at Jacksonville State » INT, PBU, TD
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Week 4 Notable Games
#21 South Carolina (3-0, 1-0) at #10 Alabama (3-0, 1-0)
#6 Texas A&M (3-0, 1-0) at #15 LSU (2-1, 0-1)
#7 Oklahoma (3-0, 0-0) at #3 Georgia (3-0, 1-0)
#1 Texas (3-0, 0-0) at #17 Tennessee (3-0, 0-0)
#12 Oregon (2-1, 0-0) at #11 USC (4-0, 1-0)
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National Players of the Week
QB Bryce Underwood: W 56-17 vs. UTEP » 11-18, 136 Yds, TD, 13 Car, 324 Yds, 4 Rush TD
CB Jacob Finley: W 31-21 vs. Miami University » 8 Tkl, 3 INT, 2 PBU

[Soapy]

Offense sputtered against UAB there, but it's nice to get a better feel for things in a dominant FCS win.

really struggled in the red zone and the blitzes were fucking up the pass protection rules resulting in free rushers

[Caesar]

That boy was big mad after giving up 9 points and moved on quick quick.

[Soapy]

That boy was big mad after giving up 9 points and moved on quick quick.

we don't dwell on the past

[Soapy]

ethical bumps only

[Soapy]