Neighborhood.

[Soapy]

Keshawn needs to lay off the hoes, keeps blowing his hips out and shit

[Soapy]

Highlight Game: December 16th, 2027 - Moda Center, Portland, Oregon
(24-3) Atlanta Hawks at Portland Trail Blazers (9-16)

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ATL | 29 | 23 | 31 | 21 | 104
POR | 26 | 23 | 34 | 19 | 102

Starting Lineups
Cole Anthony - G - Scoot Henderson
Dyson Daniels - G - Shaedon Sharpe
Zaccharie Risacher - F - Karim Lopez
Jalen Johnson - F - Keshawn Chase
Onyeka Okongwu - C - Donovan Clingan



F Jalen Johnson: 25 Pts, 6 Reb, 2 Stl, 9-13 FG, 5-8 3PT
F Zaccharie Risacher: 14 Pts, 5 Reb, 9 Ast, 6-15 FG, 2-7 3PT
F Michael Porter Jr: 11 Pts, 5 Reb, 4-16 FG, 1-8 3PT

G Scoot Henderson: 12 Pts, 6 Ast, 5-9 FG, 2-5 3PT
G Shaedon Sharpe: 12 Pts, 2 Reb, 5 Ast, 5-11 FG, 2-6 3PT
F Karim Lopez: 9 Pts, 3 Reb, 4-8 FG, 1-5 3PT
F Keshawn Chase: 39 Pts, 10 Reb, 12 Ast, 2 Blk, 16-34 FG, 5-15 3PT
C Donovan Clingan: 4 Pts, 14 Reb, 3 Blk, 2-3 FG

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(10-16) @ (15-13)
POR | 35 | 25 | 36 | 25 | 121
TOR | 20 | 32 | 35 | 31 | 118

POR F Keshawn Chase: 23 Pts, 10 Reb, 13 Ast, 2 Stl, 3 Blk, 11-19 FG, 0-1 3PT
MEM G Ja Morant: 28 Pts, 3 Reb, 5 Ast, 12-19 FG, 4-5 FT

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(17-12) @ (11-16)
LAC | 37 | 24 | 35 | 21 | 117
POR | 30 | 26 | 32 | 37 | 125

LAC G Trae Young: 34 Pts, 4 Reb, 6 Ast, 2 Stl, 9-27 FG, 5-17 3PT
POR F Keshawn Chase: 43 Pts, 9 Reb, 6 Ast, 2 Stl, 3 Blk, 16-25 FG, 5-6 3PT

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(11-17) @ (18-12)
POR | 28 | 29 | 33 | 33 | 123
LAC | 27 | 35 | 26 | 38 | 126

POR F Keshawn Chase: 31 Pts, 15 Reb, 11 Ast, 11-23 FG, 2-3 3PT, 7-8 FT
LAC G Trae Young: 45 Pts, 7 Ast, 15-27 FG, 7-14 3PT

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(11-18) @ (13-16)
POR | 30 | 41 | 33 | 32 | 136
HOU | 41 | 38 | 33 | 28 | 140

POR F Keshawn Chase: 33 Pts, 13 Reb, 9 Ast, 2 Stl, 2 Blk, 14-27 FG, 1-4 3PT, 4-4 FT
HOU C Alperen Sengun: 39 Pts, 12 Reb, 8 Ast, 2 Blk, 14-18 FG, 2-4 3PT, 9-11 FT

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(11-19) @ (20-13)
POR | 21 | 24 | 30 | 33 | 108
OKC | 33 | 29 | 27 | 38 | 127

POR F Keshawn Chase: 32 Pts, 9 Reb, 8 Ast, 2 Stl, 11-23 FG, 3-9 3PT, 7-11 FT
OKC G Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 37 Pts, 5 Reb, 6 Ast, 6 Stl, 15-26 FG, 0-5 3PT

Upcoming Schedule vs. Houston Rockets (14-16), vs. Miami Heat (9-21), at Denver Nuggets (14-17), at Milwaukee Bucks (11-19), vs. Brooklyn Nets (4-24), at Denver Nuggets (14-17)
Injury Update Strained Left Hip - Playable - Can Be Aggravated - Projected Recovery Date: December 30, 2027
Season Stats 31.2 PPG, 10.7 RPG, 9.8 APG, 1.9 SPG, 1.8 BPG, 3.5 TOPG, 54 FG%, 42 3PT%, 82 FT%

[Captain Canada]

Canadian throttled you huh

[Caesar]

hot take: Keshawn not putting up these numbers if he didn't play for a god awful team.

[Soapy]

Canadian throttled you huh

hot take: Keshawn not putting up these numbers if he didn't play for a god awful team.

Correct

buckets still buckets though

time to pad these stats until we hit free agency (restricted this offseason, unrestricted in two years)

[Soapy]

Highlight Game: January 4th, 2028 - Ball Arena, Denver, Colorado
(13-23) Portland Trail Blazers at Denver Nuggets (18-19)

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POR | 24 | 22 | 23 | 30 | 99
DEN | 20 | 18 | 32 | 33 | 103

Starting Lineups
Scoot Henderson - G - Jamal Murray
Shaedon Sharpe - G - Julian Strawther
Karim Lopez - F - Naji Marshall
Keshawn Chase - F - Aaron Gordon
Donovan Clingan - C - Nikola Jokic



G Scoot Henderson: 13 Pts, 11 Ast, 6-13 FG, 1-5 3PT
G Shaedon Sharpe: 15 Pts, 2 Reb, 2 Ast, 7-21 FG, 1-10 3PT
F Karim Lopez: 12 Pts, 6 Reb, 5-10 FG, 2-4 3PT
F Keshawn Chase: 30 Pts, 13 Reb, 5 Ast, 13-21 FG, 4-7 3PT
C Donovan Clingan: 8 Pts, 9 Reb, 2 Stl, 2 Blk, 4-6 FG

C Nikola Jokic: 23 Pts, 23 Reb, 8 Ast, 2 Stl, 9-19 FG, 0-3 3PT
F Naji Marshall: 22 Pts, 4 Reb, 3 Ast, 8-11 FG, 6-9 3PT
G Jamal Murray: 8 Pts, 8 Ast, 3-13 FG, 0-4 3PT

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(15-16) @ (11-20)
HOU | 26 | 29 | 41 | 34 | 130
POR | 27 | 34 | 18 | 32 | 111

HOU G Bruce Branch III: 25 Pts, 4 Reb, 4 Ast, 3 Stl, 9-13 FG, 3-3 3PT
POR F Keshawn Chase: 22 Pts, 8 Reb, 8 Ast, 4 Stl, 9-24 FG, 3-5 3PT

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(9-22) @ (12-20)
MIA | 20 | 23 | 17 | 31 | 91
POR | 26 | 45 | 31 | 31 | 133

MIA G Tyler Herro: 17 Pts, 4 Ast, 5-13 FG, 3-6 3PT
POR F Keshawn Chase: 33 Pts, 8 Reb, 11 Ast, 2 Stl, 13-21 FG, 7-7 FT

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(12-21) @ (17-18)
POR | 31 | 29 | 27 | 28 | 115
DEN | 30 | 24 | 33 | 29 | 116

POR F Keshawn Chase: 24 Pts, 13 Reb, 11 Ast, 2 Stl, 5 Blk, 11-24 FG, 0-3 3PT
DEN C Nikola Jokic: 27 Pts, 13 Reb, 10 Ast, 10-19 FG, 2-3 3PT

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(12-22) @ (12-22)
POR | 18 | 38 | 30 | 28 | 114
MIL | 32 | 38 | 32 | 34 | 136

POR F Keshawn Chase: 41 Pts, 8 Reb, 7 Ast, 2 Stl, 18-27 FG, 2-3 3PT
MIL F Giannis Antetokounmpo: 29 Pts, 12 Reb, 2 Stl, 11-15 FG, 6-14 FT

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(5-28) @ (13-22)
BKN | 39 | 25 | 21 | 28 | 113
POR | 23 | 47 | 31 | 25 | 126

BKN G Cam Thomas: 23 Pts, 2 Reb, 3 Ast, 9-16 FG, 3-7 3PT
POR F Keshawn Chase: 38 Pts, 4 Reb, 6 Ast, 4 Blk, 16-29 FG, 2-7 3PT

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Upcoming Schedule vs. Boston Celtics (21-14), vs. New York Knicks (22-14), vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (19-17), vs. Memphis Grizzlies (19-17), vs. Los Angeles Lakers (21-15), at Oklahoma City Thunder (23-14)
Injury Update Strained Left Hip - Fully Recovered
Season Stats 31.2 PPG, 10.4 RPG, 9.4 APG, 1.9 SPG, 1.8 BPG, 3.2 TOPG, 55 FG%, 42 3PT%, 83 FT%

[Captain Canada]

These stats insane, you've been cooking.

Too bad Portland is absolutely cheeks.

[Soapy]

These stats insane, you've been cooking.

Too bad Portland is absolutely cheeks.

I was planning on playing out the contract but Keshawn might need to make a move

[Soapy]

bump

[Soapy]