Gospel of Hal.

[Soapy]

(4-8, 2-7 Sun Belt) (8-4, 6-2 Sun Belt)
CFB 2026 Regular Season, Week 13 - JPS Field at Malone Stadium, Monroe, Louisiana

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MRSH | 0 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 21
ULM | 10 | 21 | 7 | 13 | 51

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Scoring Summary
Quarter 1
Abram Murray, 42 Yd FG (7:10)
Austin Carlisle, 7 Yd run (1:59)

Quarter 2
Bryson Roland 12 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (7:10)
Bryson Roland, 7 Yd run (4:47)
Carlos Del Rio-Wilson, 1 Yd run (1:57)
Bryce Anderson 18 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (0:29)

Quarter 3
Nic Trujillo 36 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (7:06)
Jo'shon Barbie, 1 Yd run (1:51)

Quarter 4
Abram Murray, 35 Yd FG (8:56)
Jo'shon Barbie, 1 Yd run (3:50)
Abram Murray, 39 Yd FG (1:56)
Bryce Anderson 38 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (0:22)

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Player Stats
QB Carlos Del Rio-Wilson (R-Sr): 23-43, 279 Yds, 2 INT, Sacked 1x, 12 Car, 10 Yds, TD
QB Austin Carlisle (Fr): 24-40, 275 Yds, 4 TD, Sacked 3x, 18 Car, 149 Yds, TD, Fumble

HB Jo'Shon Barbie (R-Sr): 25 Car, 68 Yds, 2 TD
HB Bryson Roland (Soph): 9 Car, 35 Yds, TD, 5 Rec, 44 Yds, TD

WR De'Andre Tamarez (R-Sr): 7 Rec, 119 Yds
WR Adrian Norton (Sr): 4 Rec, 56 Yds
WR Nic Trujillo (R-Soph): 5 Rec, 71 Yds, TD
TE Bryce Anderson (R-Soph): 3 Rec, 90 Yds, 2 TD

LB Javae Gilmore (R-Sr): 7 Tkl, 3 TFL, Sack
EDGE Braydin Ward (R-Jr): 3 Tkl, 2 TFL, Sack
LB Noah Flemmings (Jr): 7 Tkl, TFL, 0.5 Sack
S Kabari Tiller (Sr): 6 Tkl, 2 INT, PBU

[Soapy]

Week 13 Top Stories
Wildcats upend rival No. 2 Louisville's season as they pull off the upset
Texas punch their ticket into SEC Championship Game with win over A&M
Hoosiers rout Purdue 70-3 in rivalry beatdown
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Around the Sun Belt
App State 45, South Alabama 17
Coastal Carolina 22, James Madison 21
UL Monroe 51, Marshall 21
Arkansas State 35, Troy 28
Georgia Southern 34, LA Tech 19
Louisiana 17, Georgia State 14
Old Dominion 31, Southern Miss 13
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Conference Championship Schedule
C-USA Championship Game
FIU (8-4, 6-2)
Western Kentucky (8-4, 6-2)

Pac-12 Championship Game
Texas State (9-3, 6-2)
#17 Boise State (10-2, 8-0)

MWC Championship Game
UTEP (6-6, 5-3)
#22 UNLV (10-2, 7-1)

ACC Championship Game
#3 Miami (10-2, 7-2)
#11 Louisville (10-2, 9-0)

Big XII Championship Game
#8 Texas Tech (11-1, 8-1)
#1 BYU (12-0, 9-0)

MAC Championship Game
Ohio (9-3, 7-1)
Akron (8-4, 7-1)

Sun Belt Championship Game
Appalachian State (7-5, 5-3)
#24 Arkansas State (10-2, 8-0)

AAC Championship Game
Tulsa (8-4, 6-2)
#7 Memphis (11-1, 8-0)

SEC Championship Game
#6 South Carolina (10-2, 7-2)
#5 Texas (10-2, 7-2)

Big Ten Championship Game
#10 Penn State (10-2, 7-2)
#4 Ohio State (10-2, 8-1)
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Kalshi™ Heisman Watch
QB Jayden Maiava (R-Sr): 63 Cmp%, 4233 Yds, 34 TD, 658 Rush Yds
QB Arch Manning (R-Jr): 67 Cmp%, 2951 Yds, 18 TD, 713 Rush Yds
QB Marcel Reed (R-Jr): 67 Cmp%, 2796 Yds, 20 TD, 664 Rush Yds
QB Christopher Vizzina (R-Jr): 58 Cmp%, 3325 Yds, 23 TD, 639 Rush Yds
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Polymarket™ Coaching Hot Seats
James Franklin (2-10)
Mike Norvell (40-44)
Luke Fickell (22-28)
Bill Belichick (8-16)
Jeff Lebby (13-24)
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Notable Coaches on the Rise
Charles Huff (11-1)
Brian Hartline (7-5)
Dan Mullen (20-6)
Billy Napier (8-4)
Butch Jones (36-39)

[redsox907]

TAKE THAT BELT MARSHALL

GO DIG YO TEAM UP

[Soapy]

TAKE THAT BELT MARSHALL

GO DIG YO TEAM UP

[Captain Canada]

Forgot to place my bets

Beat the fuck out of them boys. Time to pack them bags and go onto greener pastures.

[The JZA]

My browser on my phone timed out on me. Would've been 1-1 anyway, so I'll take that saving grace.

[Soapy]

Conference Championship Results
C-USA Championship Game
FIU (9-4, 6-2) -- 52
Western Kentucky (8-5, 6-2) -- 27

Pac-12 Championship Game
Texas State (9-4, 6-2) -- 21
#17 Boise State (11-2, 8-0) -- 48

MWC Championship Game
UTEP (6-7, 5-3) -- 14
#22 UNLV (11-2, 7-1) -- 24

ACC Championship Game
#3 Miami (11-2, 7-2) -- 26
#11 Louisville (10-3, 9-0) -- 23

Big XII Championship Game
#8 Texas Tech (11-2, 8-1) -- 28
#1 BYU (13-0, 9-0) -- 38

MAC Championship Game
Ohio (9-4, 7-1) -- 24
Akron (9-4, 7-1) -- 28

Sun Belt Championship Game
Appalachian State (7-6, 5-3) -- 28
#24 Arkansas State (11-2, 8-0) -- 44

AAC Championship Game
Tulsa (8-5, 6-2) -- 20
#7 Memphis (12-1, 8-0) -- 24

SEC Championship Game
#6 South Carolina (10-3, 7-2) -- 31
#5 Texas (11-2, 7-2) -- 34

Big Ten Championship Game
#10 Penn State (10-3, 7-2) -- 20
#4 Ohio State (11-2, 8-1) -- 27
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CFB Awards
Heisman: QB Jayden Maiava (USC): 63 cmp%, 4233 Yds, 34 TD, 13 INT, 658 Rush Yds
Maxwell: QB Arch Manning (Texas): 67 cmp%, 3193 Yds, 19 TD, 2 INT, 819 Rush Yds
Walter Camp: QB Arch Manning (Texas)
AP Coach of the Year: HC Ryan Day (Ohio State)
O'Brien: QB Arch Manning (Texas)
Bednarik: EDGE Dylan Stewart (South Carolina): 45 Tkl, 29 TFL, 17 Sacks
Nagurski: EEDGE Dylan Stewart (South Carolina)
Thorpe: S Shamir Sterlin (FIU): 61 Tkl, 11 PBU, 7 INT
Walker: HB L.J. Martin (BYU): 183 Car, 1376 Yds, 12 TD
Biletnikoff: WR Cam Vaughn (Miami): 83 Rec, 1276 Yds, 15 TD
Lombardi: EDGE Dylan Stewart (South Carolina)
Unitas: QB Jayden Maiava (USC)
Hendricks: EDGE Dylan Stewart (South Carolina)
Outland: C Sheridan Wilson (Texas Tech)
Mackey: TE Hunter Tipton (Memphis): 67 Rec, 785 Yds, 9 TD
Broyles Award: DC Kelly Poppinga (BYU)
Butkus: LB Sammy Brown (Clemson): 77 Tkl, 7 TFL, FF
Rimington: C Sheridan Wilson (Texas Tech)
Groza: K Clune Van Andel (Arkansas State): 28/32, 54 FG Lng
Guy: P Trent Carrizosa (San Jose State): 43 Avg Punt Yds
Jet: WR Donte Lee Jr. (Texas Tech): 20 KR, 644 Yds, TD
Alexander: QB George MacIntyre (Tennessee): 61 cmp%, 3781 Yds, 30 TD, 5 INT
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Head Coach Departures
Kyle Whittingham (retired)
Dabo Swinney (fired)
James Franklin (fired)
Mike Cloud (fired)
Sonny Dykes (fired)
Dave Doeren (fired)
Luke Fickell (fired)
Mike Norvell (fired)
Jeff Lebby (fired)
Bill Belichick (retired)
Jimmy Rogers (fired)
Mike Locksley (fired)

[Soapy]

Forgot to place my bets

Beat the fuck out of them boys. Time to pack them bags and go onto greener pastures.

My browser on my phone timed out on me. Would've been 1-1 anyway, so I'll take that saving grace.

CC pretty much wrapped it up with the last bets he placed

[Caesar]

Kalshi and Polymarket. This man a fucking heathen. Soapy Sorsby

[Soapy]

Kalshi and Polymarket. This man a fucking heathen. Soapy Sorsby

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