Xixak wrote: ↑

3 minutes ago

excel is for analysis, not data maintenance...

Excel is a database.

I want nobody here to be too hard on their abstract math skills after this story lmao

redsox907 wrote: ↑

3 minutes ago

Caesar wrote: ↑

12 minutes ago

redsox907 wrote: ↑

18 minutes ago

"I want a pole barn. 16' tall walls, single slope roof." Me: "Okay, that is going to mean you have a 24' side wall on the high side. That's a lot of empty space above the roof." Her: "No, I want 16' tall walls."

You: If Johnny has three apples...

I emailed her twice with how the formula worked. She insisted 16' tall wall. So I drew her a picture in MS Paint

I bet she means a normal ^ roof and not a "barn" roof

redsox907 wrote: ↑

3 minutes ago

Caesar wrote: ↑

12 minutes ago

redsox907 wrote: ↑

18 minutes ago

"I want a pole barn. 16' tall walls, single slope roof." Me: "Okay, that is going to mean you have a 24' side wall on the high side. That's a lot of empty space above the roof." Her: "No, I want 16' tall walls."

You: If Johnny has three apples...

I emailed her twice with how the formula worked. She insisted 16' tall wall. So I drew her a picture in MS Paint

James wrote: ↑

4 minutes ago

But yeah the tension is high at work.

Hope things smooth out a bit as you guys move forward!

excel is for analysis, not data maintenance...

Trying to run an entire world cup program in excel

Caesar wrote: ↑

12 minutes ago

redsox907 wrote: ↑

18 minutes ago

"I want a pole barn. 16' tall walls, single slope roof." Me: "Okay, that is going to mean you have a 24' side wall on the high side. That's a lot of empty space above the roof." Her: "No, I want 16' tall walls."

You: If Johnny has three apples...

I emailed her twice with how the formula worked. She insisted 16' tall wall. So I drew her a picture in MS Paint

But yeah the tension is high at work.

This is my problem at work right now. They commit to doing ideas for a release and don’t plan them until we are in the release. My manager is tired of this shit so we are having a painful process of making processes so this goes better.

This shit is an absolute clusterfuck

Xixak wrote: ↑

52 minutes ago

when people wanna rush

Xixak wrote: ↑

52 minutes ago

and not build out systems first

Ah but nobody ever has the patience for systems - which really saddens me

She Wants her roof slope to be flat it seems

Caesar wrote: ↑

12 minutes ago

redsox907 wrote: ↑

18 minutes ago

"I want a pole barn. 16' tall walls, single slope roof." Me: "Okay, that is going to mean you have a 24' side wall on the high side. That's a lot of empty space above the roof." Her: "No, I want 16' tall walls."

You: If Johnny has three apples...

Mourinho’s already having to cover his ass with Benfica

redsox907 wrote: ↑

18 minutes ago

"I want a pole barn. 16' tall walls, single slope roof." Me: "Okay, that is going to mean you have a 24' side wall on the high side. That's a lot of empty space above the roof." Her: "No, I want 16' tall walls."

You: If Johnny has three apples...

Granted he’s running against someone who pulled the same stunt (and actually succeeded )

The guy said he’d already agreed to terms with Haaland lmfao

Xixak wrote: ↑

Today, 11:54

Riquelme expected to announce Klopp as his HC pick

Xixak wrote: ↑

Today, 11:54

how tf does that work lol

because Riquelme is literally full of shit lmao

"I want a pole barn. 16' tall walls, single slope roof." Me: "Okay, that is going to mean you have a 24' side wall on the high side. That's a lot of empty space above the roof." Her: "No, I want 16' tall walls."