Damaged Petals.

[Soapy]

#20 PUR (9-2, 7-1) | 3 | 7 | 14 | 7 | 31
ILL (3-8, 2-6) | 0 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 10

PUR QB Brice Colton (Fr): 30-40, 225 Yds, 4 TD, Sacked 4x, 8 Car, 30 Yds, Fumble (recovered)
PUR HB Gabriel Joyner (Jr): 21 Car, 72 Yds
PUR WR Corey Smith (R-Fr): 8 Rec, 69 Yds, TD
PUR WR Nitro Tuggle (Jr): 5 Rec, 70 Yds, TD
ILL QB Jershaun Newton (R-Fr): 8-23, 100 Yds, Sacked 4x
ILL HB Aidan Laughery (R-Sr): 17 Car, 56 Yds
ILL TE Patrick Mahoney III (Jr): 3 Rec, 43 Yds

Season Stats 332-446, 3122 Yds, 27 TD, 6 INT, Sacked 37x, 97 Car, 400 Yds, 2 TD, 5 fumbles (4 lost)
Remaining Schedule at #22 Indiana
B10 Standings 1. Ohio State (11-0, 8-0) 2. UCLA (11-1, 8-1) 3. Purdue (9-2, 7-1)

[Caesar]

This man changed them sliders. How the fuck this bum started playing so well outta nowhere?

that was a little specific lmao

Hey man. I've been going to therapy for 13 years. I know how such professionals would react to such outbursts in such contexts. That's why some stuff you gotta chill on so you don't end up with a grippy sock vacay.

[Captain Canada]

Connie was a lil gross in that past update, but I understand where she was coming from. Brice really floundering now (and yes, I also get why).

[djp73]

fuck you djp

at least this one is in the right place

[djp73]

good game, like to see more yardage on 40 attempts but clean at least

[redsox907]

Acting like this in therapy is a fast way to have the police knocking on your door for a welfare check and sectioning for a 72 hour psyche hold. And we know that'd lead to Brice's goofy ass in jail.

Connie needs to stop centering Brice in her life story and them hicks in French Lick (I know they're in South Bend). Transfer to a university in the hood. Connect with other POC.

that was a little specific lmao

ngl my first thought was that LaPenna was going to call a welfare check

but also was thinking that leads to him stopping therapy, blaming LaPenna, then sliding farther down.

Connie still simping for Brice