Reign of the Meeechigan Men | CFB 26 Michigan Dynasty

EFBCU(Kang) · Post by **EFBCU(Kang)** » 25 Jul 2025, 03:17

A CFB26 Dynasty Presented by Coach Slime
“Those who stay… will bleed, sweat, and build something eternal.”

“For years, the block ‘M’ stood as a beacon of glory, tradition, and Saturday supremacy.”

ENTER: COACH SLIME
Not your typical hire. Not some polished alum or clipboard-waving puppet.
Nah — this man came from the booster box to the box seat, from bankrollin’ talent to building it with blood.

"They couldn’t find a coach to play by my NIL rules?
So I became the coach."
– Coach Slime, Press Conference Day 1

He ain’t here for moral victories or 8-4 apologies. This is a new reign, where helmets crack first, then questions get asked later.

THE MISSION
Take a sleeping blue blood and make it a steel-jawed beast.

Stomp through the trenches — not finesse, not trickery, just pressure and pain.

Build through recruiting, dominate with development.

Run through the Big Ten like a payday on the first.

Ohio State? We circling that date in blood red.
Michigan State? They ain't even rivals — they’re practice reps.

This ain’t just a dynasty.
This is a blue-collar takeover.
A cinematic campaign forged in sweat, spit, and scripture.

734 WATCH — THE PODCAST WITH BITE
Each week, you'll hear it from the streets to the suites:

Reactions from our "analysts" at the tunnel steps

Hype for breakout stars

Recruiting fires

WHAT TO EXPECT
Coach Slime quotes hot enough to melt press conferences
Game summaries with big plays & storytelling heat
Full seasonal stat tracking
734 Watch recaps & scouting

And a dynasty so cold it might just turn Columbus into a ghost town

FINAL WORD FROM COACH SLIME:
"This ain’t no happy-go-lucky rebuild.
We ain't selling hope — we selling results.
Meeechigan is about to get grimy again. And if you ain’t with us now…
Don’t show up when the banners rise."

Cue the horns, cue the grit, cue the blue rain falling on the Big House turf.
Welcome… to the Reign of the Meeechigan Men.
Season 1 begins now.

EFBCU(Kang) · Post by **EFBCU(Kang)** » 25 Jul 2025, 03:19

Player Hall of Fame

EFBCU(Kang) · Post by **EFBCU(Kang)** » 25 Jul 2025, 03:19

Record Book

EFBCU(Kang) · Post by **EFBCU(Kang)** » 25 Jul 2025, 03:31

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Post by **djp73** » 25 Jul 2025, 05:25

Bring us back

redsox907 · Post by **redsox907** » 25 Jul 2025, 10:57

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

Post by **The JZA** » 25 Jul 2025, 23:20

Slime Flu Szn

EFBCU(Kang) · Post by **EFBCU(Kang)** » 26 Jul 2025, 21:27

**REIGN OF THE MEEECHIGAN MEN**

*Season 1 — Prequel to the Takeover*

Presented by Coach Slime

COACH SLIME HAS ARRIVED

He didn’t walk in through the front door.
He kicked that bitch off the hinges.

A former booster. NIL hustler. Married into the Michigan bloodline and turned from bag man to battle general.

Now he’s the head coach.

"They said I couldn’t buy my way into the game.
But I ain't here to buy. I’m here to BUILD."
*Coach Slime, Fall Camp Day 1*

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MISSION: TURN THE 89 OVERALL INTO A 100 PROBLEM

Last year? 8-5. Mid.
This year? We comin’ with **swinging helmets and sleepless nights**.

**Team Rating:**

*

Program
* 89 OVR | 89 OFF | 91 DEF
* **Ranked #16** in the nation, but that ain’t where we finish.

Coach Slime’s already barkin’ on the sidelines:

> "We're the only 89 overall that plays like 2002 Miami. Run it up."

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**ALL-AMERICAN WOLVERINES**

This ain’t just hype. We got dogs already barking.

**1st Team:**

* LG Giovanni El-Hadi (Sr.) – 91 OVR
* RE Derrick Moore (Sr.) – 91 OVR
* DT Rayshaun Benny (Sr.) – 91 OVR
* K Dominic Zvada (Sr.) – 86 OVR

**2nd Team:**

* WILL LB Ernest Hausmann (Sr.) – 87 OVR
* FS Rod Moore (Sr.) – 92 OVR

Coach Slime's take:

> “They stars now, but if they ain’t legendary by December? I’ll bench 'em midgame. This ain’t a retirement tour — it’s a title run.”

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## 🧪 HEISMAN WATCH (Preseason)

The competition at the top ain’t light:

1. **Jeremiah Smith** – WR, Ohio State (So. 98 OVR)
2. **Ryan Williams** – WR, Alabama (So. 95 OVR)
3. **Jeremiah Love** – HB, Notre Dame (Jr. 95 OVR)
4. **Jordyn Tyson** – WR, Arizona State (Jr. 94 OVR)
5. **Garrett Nussmeier** – QB, LSU (Sr. 92 OVR)

Coach Slime’s response?

> “Heisman don’t mean nothin’ till you bleed in November. Let’s see if they survive October.”

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2025 RECRUITING BOARD

Coach Slime ain't waiting for development. He wants *weapons now*.

He called this class: **“THE WALL BUILDERS”**
Top 5 stars on the board:

1.

**Jeremy Silvestro** – Dual QB, 6'5" 185 | *"Arm like Mahomes, legs like Vick"*
2.

**Patrick Parker** – RT, 6'4" 187 | *#2 player in the nation*
3.

**Emmett Jamerson** – DT, 6'5" 294 | *Top 10 national recruit – violent hands*
4. 🧱 **Legend Dykes** – SAM, 6'2" 231 | *Signal-caller of the future*
5.

**Deion Beach** – REDG, 6'4" 229 | *Power meets speed*

There’s **35 total names** on the board.
From **bruisers to burners**, we’re building this dynasty with size, speed, and sin.
*And yes — we tracking all their careers into Madden.*

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FIRST 734 WATCH — PODCAST SNIPPET

*Host: DeShawn “Deebo” Newton*

> “Let’s keep it real — Michigan been soft since 2016. But now we got Coach Slime. This dude threatened to cancel a scrimmage cuz the O-line didn’t give up a single sack. He said quote — *“I wanna see blood. Not perfection.”*
> We might not win it all… but somebody gon' need surgery trying to stop us.”

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UP NEXT: WEEK 1 vs NEW MEXICO

Michigan Stadium

The Big House

Goal: Dominate in all phases. Start the war with a statement.

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> **COACH SLIME (Locker Room Speech):**
> "This ain’t no exhibition. This ain’t a tune-up. This is a MAAAAULING.
> Y’all gonna hit them so hard they think they signed up for rugby.
> Let’s paint that damn scoreboard yellow."

Post by **djp73** » 27 Jul 2025, 20:39

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