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**REIGN OF THE MEEECHIGAN MEN**
*Chapter II: The Quiet Before the Violence*
**Ann Arbor. Week 0.**
No game this week.
Just sweat, whispers, and the ghosts of greatness watching practice from the shadows.
The Big House stood tall and empty, like a giant waiting to be fed. The banners flapped quietly in the late summer breeze. Somewhere in the distance, a lawnmower buzzed. A freshman dropped a pass. A senior cursed under his breath. And down on the field, in blacked-out shades and Jordan cleats, **Coach Slime** paced like a caged dog.
He didn’t say much today.
Didn’t have to.
His stare was enough to silence three position coaches, two boosters, and the media intern who almost asked if he wanted to “take it easy this week.”
“Ain’t no such thing as ‘easy’ in this game,”
he finally growled, tugging at the lanyard swinging from his neck.
“Week 0 is *when you bleed*. Week 1 is just when the cameras show up.”
**Recruiting Room – Late Night**
The light in the War Room flickered as names began to shift across the recruiting board.
Assistant Coach Cortez tapped a marker against the dry erase wall, frustrated.
“Another one slippin’. That’s three offensive linemen today.”
“Four,” someone whispered behind him. “Retkofsky just moved us down too.”
The tension was thick. Coach Slime didn’t blink.
**Morgan Washington**, the hometown kid from Dearborn, finally showed some love — bumped Michigan up to 4th. That was good. Local blood.
Coach Slime smirked at the update, muttering, “About time a Michigan kid acted like he wanna wear blue.”
But **Paul McMahon**, **Titus Bulaga**, **Sean Everett** — all trenches. All linemen.
All dropping.
And **Brian Knox**, that smooth route-runner from Chicago? Slipped to 4th because Michigan hadn’t offered. He had Missouri on the phone. Iowa State in his DMs. Even Northwestern sent flowers.
Coach Slime didn’t get mad.
He got *quiet*.
That’s when you knew it was real.
“Cool,” he finally said.
“Let ‘em flirt with Midwest mediocrity.
But when they see us on TV putting folks in the hospital?
Don’t come cryin’ when our spots are filled.”
He stepped away from the board and headed for the tunnel.
Practice had been over for two hours. He was going back out.
Not to coach.
To *walk the field*.
To remind it who was in charge now.
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**A Stadium Waiting to Erupt**
Outside, the campus was buzzing with hope. Students bought maize hoodies. ESPN listed Michigan as a *“Dark Horse with Bite.”*
But in the locker room, ain’t nobody smiling.
Not after 8-5. Not after that weak finish last year. Not with *Ohio State* ranked #3 and already doing press with playoff talk.
Coach Slime made one rule this week:
**“Don’t bring up the Natty.”**
“That was Harbaugh’s crown.
I don’t want no leftovers.
We cookin’ our own meal — in blood.”
**The Tunnel**
As the sun dipped low, the tunnel lights clicked on.
Pads hung silent.
Cleats lined the walls.
No crowd noise. No fight song. Just the hum of destiny humming through the concrete.
Coach Slime stood at the exit to the field, staring at the empty seats.
You’d think he saw ghosts out there.
“We got a war coming, and the only folks who don’t know it yet…
are the ones on our schedule.”
**Next: Week 1 vs New Mexico**
No press. No parties. Just pain.
The Slime Era kicks off under the lights of The Big House.
And Michigan? They ain’t just looking to win.
They’re looking to **make a damn example**.
*Chapter II: The Quiet Before the Violence*
**Ann Arbor. Week 0.**
No game this week.
Just sweat, whispers, and the ghosts of greatness watching practice from the shadows.
The Big House stood tall and empty, like a giant waiting to be fed. The banners flapped quietly in the late summer breeze. Somewhere in the distance, a lawnmower buzzed. A freshman dropped a pass. A senior cursed under his breath. And down on the field, in blacked-out shades and Jordan cleats, **Coach Slime** paced like a caged dog.
He didn’t say much today.
Didn’t have to.
His stare was enough to silence three position coaches, two boosters, and the media intern who almost asked if he wanted to “take it easy this week.”
“Ain’t no such thing as ‘easy’ in this game,”
he finally growled, tugging at the lanyard swinging from his neck.
“Week 0 is *when you bleed*. Week 1 is just when the cameras show up.”
**Recruiting Room – Late Night**
The light in the War Room flickered as names began to shift across the recruiting board.
Assistant Coach Cortez tapped a marker against the dry erase wall, frustrated.
“Another one slippin’. That’s three offensive linemen today.”
“Four,” someone whispered behind him. “Retkofsky just moved us down too.”
The tension was thick. Coach Slime didn’t blink.
**Morgan Washington**, the hometown kid from Dearborn, finally showed some love — bumped Michigan up to 4th. That was good. Local blood.
Coach Slime smirked at the update, muttering, “About time a Michigan kid acted like he wanna wear blue.”
But **Paul McMahon**, **Titus Bulaga**, **Sean Everett** — all trenches. All linemen.
All dropping.
And **Brian Knox**, that smooth route-runner from Chicago? Slipped to 4th because Michigan hadn’t offered. He had Missouri on the phone. Iowa State in his DMs. Even Northwestern sent flowers.
Coach Slime didn’t get mad.
He got *quiet*.
That’s when you knew it was real.
“Cool,” he finally said.
“Let ‘em flirt with Midwest mediocrity.
But when they see us on TV putting folks in the hospital?
Don’t come cryin’ when our spots are filled.”
He stepped away from the board and headed for the tunnel.
Practice had been over for two hours. He was going back out.
Not to coach.
To *walk the field*.
To remind it who was in charge now.
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**A Stadium Waiting to Erupt**
Outside, the campus was buzzing with hope. Students bought maize hoodies. ESPN listed Michigan as a *“Dark Horse with Bite.”*
But in the locker room, ain’t nobody smiling.
Not after 8-5. Not after that weak finish last year. Not with *Ohio State* ranked #3 and already doing press with playoff talk.
Coach Slime made one rule this week:
**“Don’t bring up the Natty.”**
“That was Harbaugh’s crown.
I don’t want no leftovers.
We cookin’ our own meal — in blood.”
**The Tunnel**
As the sun dipped low, the tunnel lights clicked on.
Pads hung silent.
Cleats lined the walls.
No crowd noise. No fight song. Just the hum of destiny humming through the concrete.
Coach Slime stood at the exit to the field, staring at the empty seats.
You’d think he saw ghosts out there.
“We got a war coming, and the only folks who don’t know it yet…
are the ones on our schedule.”
**Next: Week 1 vs New Mexico**
No press. No parties. Just pain.
The Slime Era kicks off under the lights of The Big House.
And Michigan? They ain’t just looking to win.
They’re looking to **make a damn example**.
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**734 WATCH**“Where we talk Wolverines, without the Wolvereenie.”
**EPISODE 1 — *"The Calm Before the Collision"*
Host: DeShawn “Deebo” Newton**
Recorded LIVE from outside the Big House, Week 0
Yo, yo, yo — what up, what up, Ann Arbor*?
This your boy *Deebo Newton*, back like we never left, and this is 734 Watch, the only podcast where we don’t sugarcoat nothin’* about Meeechigan football. You want fluff, go to the official site. You want real talk from real ones who been here since Woodson locked it down in '97? Then you in the right place.
Let’s get into it.
WEEK 0 VIBES — NO GAME, BUT WAR IS BREWINGMan… this week’s been eerie.
No game, no kickoff, just a bunch of blue jerseys hittin’ each other like they enemies.
It’s that *ugly energy* brewing under the surface. That kind of vibe that makes your skin itch like the air before a thunderstorm.
The Slime Era is HERE.
This man didn’t show up to be likable. He showed up with black Air Forces and a clipboard full of body bags.
You can already tell this team got a different bark. A different bite.
I talked to some insiders this week, and one of 'em told me straight-up:
“They ain’t runnin’ plays in practice. They runnin’ hits. That’s the play.”
Coach Slime don’t wanna just beat teams.
He wants them *scarred*.
🧨 RECRUITING ROUND-UP — “The Board is Bleeding”
Now look — I’ma be real.
The recruiting board this week? Little shaky, Coach.
I ain’t gonna panic, but let’s talk facts.
WHO'S RISING?Morgan Washington, that backfield demon outta *Dearborn, MI* — finally gave us some love. We movin’ up to 4th on his board.
That’s big. Local kid. Got that LeSean McCoy glide but with some Midwest steel in his bones. Slime gotta close that one early.
Damon Ausbon, burner from *Cincinnati* — Michigan creepin’ into 6th. Not where we wanna be, but it’s progress.
WHO'S SLIPPIN’?Yo, this O-line board lookin’ like a stock market crash.
* **Paul McMahon**, the agile RT from Palatine, IL? Dropped us to 8th. Might be gettin’ ghosted.
* **Titus Bulaga** and **Sean Everett**? *Both* slipped heavy — real risk of being locked out.
* **Brian Knox**, that slick WR outta Chicago? We ain’t even sent him an offer yet and dude already got Mizzou, Iowa State, and *Northwestern* in his ear. We dropped to 4th.
Now I know Slime’s whole motto is “dogs only” — but damn, Coach… don’t let all the meat walk off the grill before you flip somethin’.
But then again... maybe that’s the point.
SLIME SAID IT BEST:I ain’t beggin’ no kid to wear this helmet.
If you need to be romanced, go to Purdue.
If you want to earn your name in blood, come to Michigan.”
Chills. That’s a football sermon if I ever heard one.
WEEK 1 — “The Warmup That Ain’t So Warm”Alright let’s get into this *Week 1 preview*.
The **New Mexico Lobos** are comin’ into the Big House, and look… let’s be honest — they ain’t Alabama.
But don’t get it twisted.
This ain’t about them. This game is about **us**.
It’s about **setting the tone** for the rest of the damn country.
Letting the Big Ten know the **wolves are awake again** in Ann Arbor.
I’m talkin’ about setting that pace early. I want to see:
* Derrick Moore off the edge like a heat-seeking missile
* Giovanni El-Hadi pancaking kids into their childhood
* Ernest Hausmann flying sideline to sideline
* Rod Moore ball-hawkin’ like Ed Reed at Sunday service
* And Zvada? I wanna see a 60-yarder just to flex.
DEEBO’S WEEK 1 PREDICTIONS* **Final Score**: Meeechigan 52 – New Mexico 10
* **Breakout Star**: Rayshaun Benny gets 2 sacks and a forced fumble
* **Freshman Moment**: Keep an eye on that second-string QB if we go up big. You might be lookin’ at the future.
FINAL THOUGHTS:We’re two years removed from a Natty.
But this ain’t Harbaugh’s team no more.
This ain’t khakis and hugs.
This is **Coach Slime's Jungle** now.
And the jungle don’t care about last year’s trophies. The jungle only respect the hungry.
You ready, Wolverine Nation?
We kick off next week.
Same time. Same turf. Same violence.
**You’ve been locked in to 734 Watch.**I’m Deebo Newton. Stay prayed up, stay padded up, and remember…
*Those who stay… will get blood on their cleats.*
Catch y’all postgame. Let’s see who survives Week 1.
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Setting the tone early. Michigan has high expectations
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734 WATCH — Episode 2: “The Slime Awakens”Host: DeShawn “Deebo” Newton
Recorded from just outside the scorched remains of the Lobos’ pride
Yo, Wolverine Nation — *y’all smell that?
That’s burnt turf and smoked Lobo fur in the air after what just went down at the Big House.
Final score? Meeechigan 37. New Mexico 6.
But don’t let that box score fool you. That wasn’t a football game.
That was an exorcism
OPENING NIGHT IN ANN ARBORFirst play of the game?
Freshman QB Bryce Underwood gets rocked and fumbles.
Big House gasps. I ain’t gonna lie, my heart stopped.
But guess what?
The defense TJ Guy and the Wrecking Crew. marched on that field like rabid dogs off the leash.
Three sacks on the Lobos’ first drive.
Three.
It was 0-0 after one quarter, but that Michigan sideline?
They smelled blood already.
🧊 BRYCE’S FIRST TD — AND A SETBACK
Second quarter, Bryce settles in. Kid looked cool — real cool. Led a TD drive, capped off by Justice Haynes bullying his way into the end zone.
Next drive? Rod Moore, Michigan’s guardian angel, floats under a lazy lob and snags the first pick of the season.
Then comes the moment:
Bryce lofts one into the sky, Anthony Simpson climbs the ladder, hauls it in at the back of the end zone TOUCHDOWN!.
The Big House erupts.
Bryce Underwood: first career TD pass. First moment of magic.
But football is cruel.
On a read option, Underwood gets caught low.
Doesn’t get up.
Dislocated elbow.
He’s out. And just like that, the Slime Era’s golden boy is on the sideline, helmet in hand, face stone cold.
MIKEY KEENE: NEXT MAN UPEnter Mikey Keene, the senior. No panic. No drama.
Just calm fire.
His first few drives were mid, but he settled in. Hit McCulley in stride for six. Delivered a rushing TD of his own.
Stats?
10-for-18, 160 yards, 2 TDs, 2 picks… but it’s the **swagger** that mattered.
🧱 DEFENSE: LEGENDARY VIOLENCE
You wanna talk pain?
12 sacks as a team.
-21 total yards for New Mexico.
They had 2 first downs the entire night.
Their quarterback, Derek Hills, got benched from injury.
Their one score? A pick-six on a busted screen.
That’s not defense. That’s terrorism in pads.
TJ Guy was a monster: 9 tackles, 7 TFLs, 4.5 sacks
Derrick Moore: 3 sacks.
Damon Payne: 3.5 sacks.
Rod Moore: INT like a thief in the night.
POSTGAME FROM COACH SLIME:Yeah we lost Underwood. Lost Crippen. Lost Benny.
That’s the game.
But what we gained tonight?
Is fear.
And fear don’t rehab — it spreads.
NEXT UP: @ #23 OKLAHOMAWe got a trip down to Norman next week. And let me be clear — they watched this game.
And they shook.
But Coach Slime ain’t satisfied.
He knows Norman ain’t gonna roll over like New Mexico did.
We gon’ need Keene to protect the ball.
We gon’ need the O-line to tighten up.
And we might need one of these freshman dogs to step up and become a damn alpha.
Final Word from Deebo:You wanted to see what this team would be like?
You saw it.
It’s violent. It’s vengeful.
It’s Michigan football with its teeth back.
Next week, we find out if this Reign is just thunder…
Or if it’s really the *storm.*
You’ve been listening to **734 Watch**. I’m Deebo Newton.And like Coach Slime says…
“Those who stay… leave bruises.”
Catch y’all next week.
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REIGN OF THE MEEECHIGAN MEN
Chapter IV: Smoke on the Plains
Ann Arbor – Midweek, Post Week 1
Victory didn’t bring peace.
Michigan was 1-0, ranked #14, fresh off a 37-6 skull-cracking opener… but inside the walls of the program?
The whispers were starting.
“Too much rotation…”
“Coach ain’t using me right…”
“This ain’t the offense I signed up for…”
Freshmen. Sophomores. Even upperclassmen — murmuring in the shadows.
HB C. Hester, who hasn’t seen more than scout team snaps.
Edge rusher E. Etta, redshirted and ready to walk.
L. Edokpayi, T. Pierce, K. Bell, J. Marshall — all making noise about playing style, vision, culture.
But Coach Slime? He don’t give a damn.
“Complainin’ don’t win games.
You wanna transfer? Transfer.
We ain’t beggin’ nobody to be Meeechigan Men.”
Coach Slime, in a closed-door team meeting
The walls shook when he said it.
Some players nodded. Some froze. Some packed their emotional bags.
But the mission didn’t stop.
**Recruiting: Building Amid the Breaks**
Even with kids wavering, the board was starting to lean Blue.
Gone?
Jameson Goings, the well-rounded LG from Lake Butler, FL, locked Michigan *out* of his top 8. Another one lost to early indecision.
But hope rose in new names:
Cliff Renfree, hard-hitting Mike backer out of Franklin, GA. Wants to hit something "every play."
Levi Mevis, SAM LB from Atlanta, GA. Built like a tank with motor to match.
Nicholas Spaulding, a power-rush DT from Sterling Heights, MI — homegrown, hard-nosed, and has Michigan #1.
Paul McMahon, the agile RT who looked like he was slipping? Might be coming back into the fold.
Damon Ausbon, the burner WR from Cincinnati, now has Meeechigan as his top school.
Coach Slime don’t recruit with promises.
He recruits with pressure.
SLIME QUOTE FROM THE WAR ROOM:
“They either wanna come build something brutal…
Or they wanna go get cuddled by Kirby and Nick.
I’m building grown men. Not prom kings.”
NEXT UP: #22 Oklahoma in Norman
**The Road Trip from Hell.**
Welcome to Gaylord-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium. Packed house. Prime time.
Oklahoma just dropped **63 points** on FCS Midwest.
Not a typo.
They damn near committed football war crimes.
* 530 total yards
* 292 rushing
* 14-of-18 on third downs
* QB John Mateer: 238 yards, 5 TDs
* HB Jaydn Ott: 103 yards
* HB Jovantae Barnes: 92 yards
* WR Jaden Gibson: 6'5 monster, 3 TDs, ate up DBs like chicken tenders
And they healthy.
Coach Slime?
Rolling in with a backup QB, a bruised O-line, and a locker room split between believers and transfer portal browsers.
But he ain’t blinkin’.
They run Air Raid?
Cool. Let’s test if they like breathing when we sit on their chest for four quarters.”
🩹 **INJURY REPORT**
Bryce Underwood – Out 6 weeks with a dislocated elbow.
The dream delayed, not denied.
But the kingdom rides with Mikey Keene now.
Oklahoma – Fully loaded. No mercy expected.
**Top 25 Update – Week 2
-Michigan up to #14
-Oklahoma sits at #22
-Texas is now #1 after dragging Ohio State
-Clemson humiliated LSU
-Miami upset Notre Dame
-Penn State dropped 70 on Nevada
-The country’s watching — and Michigan vs Oklahoma? It’s the game of the week.
NATIONAL PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
Koi Perich, FS from Minnesota: Defensive beast
Tyler Brown, WR from Clemson: 11 catches, 221 yds, 4 TDs
And the Heisman list stays locked — but for how long?
Inside The Locker Room – Night Before the Flight
Coach Slime gathered the team in a dark meeting room. No music. No projector. Just him, the players, and a simple message:
“Y’all wanna whine about touches?
Complain about how we play?
Go tell the portal.
Because the 70,000 people waiting in Norman?
They ain’t gonna care how you feel.
They just gonna see if you hit back.”
Silence.
Then he turned off the lights and walked out.
Chapter IV: Smoke on the Plains
Ann Arbor – Midweek, Post Week 1
Victory didn’t bring peace.
Michigan was 1-0, ranked #14, fresh off a 37-6 skull-cracking opener… but inside the walls of the program?
The whispers were starting.
“Too much rotation…”
“Coach ain’t using me right…”
“This ain’t the offense I signed up for…”
Freshmen. Sophomores. Even upperclassmen — murmuring in the shadows.
HB C. Hester, who hasn’t seen more than scout team snaps.
Edge rusher E. Etta, redshirted and ready to walk.
L. Edokpayi, T. Pierce, K. Bell, J. Marshall — all making noise about playing style, vision, culture.
But Coach Slime? He don’t give a damn.
“Complainin’ don’t win games.
You wanna transfer? Transfer.
We ain’t beggin’ nobody to be Meeechigan Men.”
Coach Slime, in a closed-door team meeting
The walls shook when he said it.
Some players nodded. Some froze. Some packed their emotional bags.
But the mission didn’t stop.
**Recruiting: Building Amid the Breaks**Even with kids wavering, the board was starting to lean Blue.
Gone?
Jameson Goings, the well-rounded LG from Lake Butler, FL, locked Michigan *out* of his top 8. Another one lost to early indecision.
But hope rose in new names:
Cliff Renfree, hard-hitting Mike backer out of Franklin, GA. Wants to hit something "every play."
Levi Mevis, SAM LB from Atlanta, GA. Built like a tank with motor to match.
Nicholas Spaulding, a power-rush DT from Sterling Heights, MI — homegrown, hard-nosed, and has Michigan #1.
Paul McMahon, the agile RT who looked like he was slipping? Might be coming back into the fold.
Damon Ausbon, the burner WR from Cincinnati, now has Meeechigan as his top school.
Coach Slime don’t recruit with promises.
He recruits with pressure.
SLIME QUOTE FROM THE WAR ROOM:“They either wanna come build something brutal…
Or they wanna go get cuddled by Kirby and Nick.
I’m building grown men. Not prom kings.”
NEXT UP: #22 Oklahoma in Norman**The Road Trip from Hell.**
Welcome to Gaylord-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium. Packed house. Prime time.
Oklahoma just dropped **63 points** on FCS Midwest.
Not a typo.
They damn near committed football war crimes.
* 530 total yards
* 292 rushing
* 14-of-18 on third downs
* QB John Mateer: 238 yards, 5 TDs
* HB Jaydn Ott: 103 yards
* HB Jovantae Barnes: 92 yards
* WR Jaden Gibson: 6'5 monster, 3 TDs, ate up DBs like chicken tenders
And they healthy.
Coach Slime?
Rolling in with a backup QB, a bruised O-line, and a locker room split between believers and transfer portal browsers.
But he ain’t blinkin’.
They run Air Raid?
Cool. Let’s test if they like breathing when we sit on their chest for four quarters.”
🩹 **INJURY REPORT**
Bryce Underwood – Out 6 weeks with a dislocated elbow.
The dream delayed, not denied.
But the kingdom rides with Mikey Keene now.
Oklahoma – Fully loaded. No mercy expected.
**Top 25 Update – Week 2-Michigan up to #14
-Oklahoma sits at #22
-Texas is now #1 after dragging Ohio State
-Clemson humiliated LSU
-Miami upset Notre Dame
-Penn State dropped 70 on Nevada
-The country’s watching — and Michigan vs Oklahoma? It’s the game of the week.
NATIONAL PLAYERS OF THE WEEKKoi Perich, FS from Minnesota: Defensive beast
Tyler Brown, WR from Clemson: 11 catches, 221 yds, 4 TDs
And the Heisman list stays locked — but for how long?
Inside The Locker Room – Night Before the FlightCoach Slime gathered the team in a dark meeting room. No music. No projector. Just him, the players, and a simple message:
“Y’all wanna whine about touches?
Complain about how we play?
Go tell the portal.
Because the 70,000 people waiting in Norman?
They ain’t gonna care how you feel.
They just gonna see if you hit back.”
Silence.
Then he turned off the lights and walked out.
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We ain’t beggin’ nobody to be Meeechigan Men
“They either wanna come build something brutal…
Or they wanna go get cuddled by Kirby and Nick.
I’m building grown men. Not prom kings.”
Coach Slime don't give a DAMN. he wants WINNERS
“They either wanna come build something brutal…
Or they wanna go get cuddled by Kirby and Nick.
I’m building grown men. Not prom kings.”
Coach Slime don't give a DAMN. he wants WINNERS
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